Ha ha ha ha ha ha....

Today was supposed to be opening day for the Red Sox but guess what??? IT GOT POSTPONED BECAUSE OF THE RAIN.

I don't know why this amuses me so much but it does. I don't care how long I live in this city, or any other city for that matter, but I will always loathe any team that isn't my team.

The Cardinals are playing today. That's for damn sure.

On an entirely separate note, I'm at work and I just went across the road to get lunch and this LOVELY Greek man who owns the restaurant gave me two cups of chai tea for free while I was waiting because he said I "looked cold". So nice. I love it when nice little things like that happen in human interactions. It sort of re-ignites my faith in society.

I also realized today that I am back, deep in the depths of my asexual slump. I go through these periods of time where I just lose ALL interest altogether in boys and anything related to crushes, dating, flirting or caring. It usually lasts a few months and then goes to the other extreme and I have 9,000 potential love interests. That's how I do. Feast or famine.

But I am definitely back in my asexual, "off" months.

OK. Scratch that. Hottest and funniest guy ever just walked in the bar. He just told me his first girlfriend was called Diana and she dumped him because he wouldn't go to "second base" with her.

Would I do something like that? I literally would do anything this guy asked me to. He is hysterical. And he has curly hair.

Ughh... and I now just noticed that this guy is married.

Dammit.

Momentary lapse over. Let the asexual months proceed.